Fan mail for "Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend"

From: G——@webtv.net (G—— H——)
Date: Sat, 1 Apr 2000 07:31:36 -0500 (EST)
To: psychonaut@nothingisreal.com

THERE ARE TWO THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO  SAY ONE  1#  WHO GAVE BIRT TO YOU
A CABBAGE  LEAF  YOU
CAN FROM WOMAN,  IT HAS ALWAYS 
BEEN ADAM AND EVE NOT  ADAM  & STEVE NO# 2  YOU NEED GOD IN REAL BAD WAY
,  I WILL BE PRAYIN FOR YOU , YOU HAVE SOME WORPED
IDEAS, AND REALLY NEED HELP,  I DON'T KNOW WHAT  KNDA RELATIONSHIP
YOU'VE  HAD WITH  FEMALES IN YOUR PAST,  BUT  SPEAKING FOR ALL THE WOMAN
IN THE WORLD,  THERE I THREE SIDES TO EVERY STORIE AND YOU PROBABLY HAD
YOUR FINGERS INVOLDED, AND IF YOU'VE NEVER  
BEEN WITH THE FEMALE  GENDER  THEN YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO JUDGE ALL THE
WOMAN  IN THE WORLD LIKEYOU HAVE, AND THIS TELLS ME THAT YOU LIKE MALES,
AND YOU REALLY NEED TO  READ A BIBLE
AND SEE  WHAT AWAITS YOU IN GODS WRATH, NOT TO MANY DAYS HENCE, NOT
EVERY WOMAN IS BAD
OR  STUPIED, OR BABYMAKERS   YOU GOT DEEP ROOTED PROBLEMS THAT MAY STEM
FROM YOUR PAST BUT
YOU REALLY NEED TO SEEK  HELP AND  YOUR SITE WAS NOT FUNNY  IT
ONLY SHOWED HOW  LITTLE OF A PERSON  YOU REALLY ARE IN SIDE
AND HOW HURT YOU'VE BEEN  ......