Publications (recreational)

This is a list of my publications in humour, poetry, and recreational linguistics. (My scientific and technical publications are in a separate list.)

This list is also available as a BibTeX file.

  1. Tristan Miller. Spectacular spectrograms. Babel: The Language Magazine, (20):40–41, 51, August 2017. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2017spectacular,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Spectacular Spectrograms},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {20},
    pages        = {40--41, 51},
    month        = aug,
    year         = {2017},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  2. Tristan Miller. Vulgar Victorian vocabulary. Babel: The Language Magazine, (19):38–39, 51, May 2017. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2017vulgar,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Vulgar {Victorian} Vocabulary},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {19},
    pages        = {38--39, 51},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2017},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  3. Tristan Miller. Morphological motifs. Babel: The Language Magazine, (18):36–37, 51, February 2017. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2017morphological,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Morphological Motifs},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {18},
    pages        = {36--37, 51},
    month        = feb,
    year         = {2017},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  4. Tristan Miller. Commodore code golf. TPUG Newsletter, pages 5–6, Fall 2016.

    @article{miller2016commodore,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Commodore Code Golf},
    journal      = {TPUG Newsletter},
    pages        = {5--6},
    month        = {Fall},
    year         = {2016},
    }
  5. Tristan Miller. Leazet's teazalk Ceazarnie!. Babel: The Language Magazine, (Sampler issue):24–25, 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016leazets,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Leazet's Teazalk {Ceazarnie}!},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {Sampler issue},
    pages        = {24--25},
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  6. Tristan Miller. Some notes concerning the history and genealogy of the late F. Jacques Beurrechamp. TPUG Newsletter, pages 6–8, Spring 2016.

    @article{miller2016notes,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Some Notes Concerning the History and Genealogy of the Late {F.}~{Jacques} {Beurrechamp}},
    journal      = {TPUG Newsletter},
    pages        = {6--8},
    month        = {Spring},
    year         = {2016},
    }
  7. Tristan Miller. Caucasian cartography. Babel: The Language Magazine, (17):39, 51, November 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016caucasian,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Caucasian Cartography},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {17},
    pages        = {39, 51},
    month        = nov,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  8. Tristan Miller. Catenary contronyms. Babel: The Language Magazine, (16):48, 51, August 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016catenary,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Catenary Contronyms},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {16},
    pages        = {48, 51},
    month        = aug,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  9. Tristan Miller. For the record: Questionable quotations. Games World of Puzzles, pages 65, 80, August 2016. ISSN 1074-4355.

    @article{miller2016questionable,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {For the Record: Questionable Quotations},
    journal      = {Games World of Puzzles},
    pages        = {65, 80},
    month        = aug,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {1074-4355},
    }
  10. Tristan Miller. Alternating articles. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (4):31, 33, May 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016alternating,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Alternating Articles},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {4},
    pages        = {31, 33},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  11. Tristan Miller. Finding focus. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (4):5, 32, May 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016finding,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Finding Focus},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {4},
    pages        = {5, 32},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  12. Tristan Miller. A matter of perspective. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (4):4, 32, May 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016matter,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {A Matter of Perspective},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {4},
    pages        = {4, 32},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  13. Tristan Miller. A study in stress. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (4):30, 33, May 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016study,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {A Study in Stress},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {4},
    pages        = {30, 33},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  14. Tristan Miller. Zoltán's zoo. Babel: The Language Magazine, (15):39, 51, May 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016zoltans,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Zolt{\'{a}}n's Zoo},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {15},
    pages        = {39, 51},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  15. Tristan Miller. A garden of game glyphs. Commodore Free, 10(91):27, 34, March 2016.

    @article{miller2016garden,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {A Garden of Game Glyphs},
    journal      = {Commodore Free},
    volume       = {10},
    number       = {91},
    pages        = {27, 34},
    month        = mar,
    year         = {2016},
    }
  16. Tristan Miller. Nimbian numerals. Babel: The Language Magazine, (14):50–51, February 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016nimbian,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Nimbian Numerals},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {14},
    pages        = {50--51},
    month        = feb,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  17. Tristan Miller. Artful articulations. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (3):4, 32, January 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016artful,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Artful Articulations},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {3},
    pages        = {4, 32},
    month        = jan,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  18. Tristan Miller. Implementary, my dear Watson!. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (3):30–31, 34, January 2016. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2016implementary,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Implementary, My Dear {Watson}!},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {3},
    pages        = {30--31, 34},
    month        = jan,
    year         = {2016},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  19. Tristan Miller. Commodores in conversation. TPUG Newsletter, page 6, Fall 2015.

    @article{miller2015commodores,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Commodores in Conversation},
    journal      = {TPUG Newsletter},
    pages        = {6},
    month        = {Fall},
    year         = {2015},
    }
  20. Tristan Miller. The Great Commodore/Microsoft Easter Egg War. TPUG Newsletter, page 7, Fall 2015.

    @article{miller2015great,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {The {Great} {Commodore}{\slash}{Microsoft} {Easter} {Egg} {War}},
    journal      = {TPUG Newsletter},
    pages        = {7},
    month        = {Fall},
    year         = {2015},
    }
  21. Tristan Miller. Leazet's teazalk Ceazarnie!. Babel: The Language Magazine, (13):50–51, November 2015. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2015leazets,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Leazet's Teazalk {Ceazarnie}!},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {13},
    pages        = {50--51},
    month        = nov,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  22. Tristan Miller. Family reunions. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (2):27, 33, September 2015. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2015family,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Family Reunions},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {27, 33},
    month        = sep,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  23. Tristan Miller. Filip's philatelic fix. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (2):4, 32, September 2015. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2015filips,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Filip's Philatelic Fix},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {4, 32},
    month        = sep,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  24. Tristan Miller. Moritz's muddled menu. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (2):30–31, 34, September 2015. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2015moritz,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Moritz's Muddled Menu},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {30--31, 34},
    month        = sep,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  25. Tristan Miller. Tallying in Teleut. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (2):5, 32, September 2015. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2015tallying,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Tallying in {Teleut}},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {5, 32},
    month        = sep,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  26. Tristan Miller. Ichthyornithonomy. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 48(3):188,218, August 2015. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2015ichthyornithonomy,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Ichthyornithonomy},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {48},
    number       = {3},
    pages        = {188,218},
    month        = aug,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  27. Tristan Miller. It's all Greek to me. Babel: The Language Magazine, (12):48, 51, August 2015. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2015greek,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {It's All {Greek} to Me},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {12},
    pages        = {48, 51},
    month        = aug,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  28. Tristan Miller. Mathematical double dactyls. Journal of Humanistic Mathematics, 5(2):171–172, July 2015. ISSN 2159-8118.

    @article{miller2015mathematical,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Mathematical Double Dactyls},
    journal      = {Journal of Humanistic Mathematics},
    volume       = {5},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {171--172},
    month        = jul,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2159-8118},
    }
  29. Mike Keith and Tristan Miller. New puzzles on knight-graphable words. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 48(2):84–89, May 2015. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{keith2015new,
    author       = {Mike Keith and Tristan Miller},
    title        = {New Puzzles on Knight-graphable Words},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {48},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {84--89},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  30. Tristan Miller. Daffy definitions. Babel: The Language Magazine, (11):40, 51, May 2015. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2015daffy,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Daffy Definitions},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {11},
    pages        = {40, 51},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  31. Tristan Miller. Gadsby: Wikipedia's lost lipogram. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 48(2):126–133, May 2015. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2015gadsby,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Gadsby: Wikipedia's Lost Lipogram},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {48},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {126--133},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  32. Tristan Miller. For the record: Bird or fish?. Games World of Puzzles, pages 46, 75, March 2015. ISSN 1074-4355.

    @article{miller2015bird,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {For the Record: Bird or Fish?},
    journal      = {Games World of Puzzles},
    pages        = {46, 75},
    month        = mar,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {1074-4355},
    }
  33. Tristan Miller. Sequence seeker. Games World of Puzzles, pages 24–25, 73, 78, March 2015. ISSN 1074-4355.

    @article{miller2015sequence,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Sequence Seeker},
    journal      = {Games World of Puzzles},
    pages        = {24--25, 73, 78},
    month        = mar,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {1074-4355},
    }
  34. Tristan Miller. Loanwords in Hawaiian. Babel: The Language Magazine, (10):48, 51, February 2015. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2015loanwords,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Loanwords in {Hawaiian}},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {10},
    pages        = {48, 51},
    month        = feb,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  35. Tristan Miller and Mike Keith. Knight-graphable words. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 48(1):2–9, 69, February 2015. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2015knight,
    author       = {Tristan Miller and Mike Keith},
    title        = {Knight-graphable Words},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {48},
    number       = {1},
    pages        = {2--9, 69},
    month        = feb,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  36. Tristan Miller. Confounding comparatives. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (1):16, 26, January 2015. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2015confounding,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Confounding Comparatives},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {1},
    pages        = {16, 26},
    month        = jan,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  37. Tristan Miller. Plastic plurals. Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers, (1):5, 26, January 2015. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2015plastic,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Plastic Plurals},
    journal      = {Lingo: The Language Magazine for Younger Readers},
    number       = {1},
    pages        = {5, 26},
    month        = jan,
    year         = {2015},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  38. Tristan Miller. Deciphering Cree syllabics. Babel: The Language Magazine, (9):48, 51, November 2014. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2014deciphering,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Deciphering {Cree} Syllabics},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {9},
    pages        = {48, 51},
    month        = nov,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  39. Tristan Miller. Elemental words revisited. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 47(4):310–314, November 2014. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2014elemental,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Elemental Words Revisited},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {47},
    number       = {4},
    pages        = {310--314},
    month        = nov,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  40. Tristan Miller. Higher-order contronyms. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 47(3):185–188, August 2014. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2014higher,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Higher-order Contronyms},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {47},
    number       = {3},
    pages        = {185--188},
    month        = aug,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  41. Tristan Miller. Quastenflosser. Babel: The Language Magazine, (8):48–49, 51, August 2014. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2014quastenflosser,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Quastenflosser},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {8},
    pages        = {48--49, 51},
    month        = aug,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  42. Tristan Miller. Lexical lapses. Babel: The Language Magazine, (7):48, 51, May 2014. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2014lexical,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Lexical Lapses},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {7},
    pages        = {48, 51},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  43. Tristan Miller. Unigraphic lipogrammatic windows: A survey. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 47(2):141–149, May 2014. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2014unigraphic,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Unigraphic Lipogrammatic Windows: {A} Survey},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {47},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {141--149},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  44. Tristan Miller. The world's shortest personal names. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 47(2):151–156, May 2014. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2014worlds,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {The World's Shortest Personal Names},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {47},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {151--156},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  45. Tristan Miller. Wacky wordies revisited. Games, 38(2):35, 62, March 2014. ISSN 0199-9788.

    @article{miller2014wacky,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Wacky Wordies Revisited},
    journal      = {Games},
    volume       = {38},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {35, 62},
    month        = mar,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {0199-9788},
    }
  46. Tristan Miller. Etymological impostors. Babel: The Language Magazine, (6):48, 51, February 2014. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2014etymological,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Etymological Impostors},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {6},
    pages        = {48, 51},
    month        = feb,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  47. Tristan Miller. Perfect Roman windows. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 47(1):27–30, February 2014. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2014perfect,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Perfect {Roman} Windows},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {47},
    number       = {1},
    pages        = {27--30},
    month        = feb,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  48. Tristan Miller. Schottenfreude. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 47(1):53, February 2014. ISSN 0043-7980. Book review.

    @article{miller2014schottenfreude,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Schottenfreude},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {47},
    number       = {1},
    pages        = {53},
    month        = feb,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    note         = {Book review},
    }
  49. Tristan Miller. Firing the fireman. Light, January 2014. ISSN 1064-8186.

    @article{miller2014firing,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Firing the Fireman},
    journal      = {Light},
    month        = jan,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {1064-8186},
    }
  50. Tristan Miller. Ichthyopoesis. Light, January 2014. ISSN 1064-8186.

    @article{miller2014ichthyopoesis,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Ichthyopoesis},
    journal      = {Light},
    month        = jan,
    year         = {2014},
    issn         = {1064-8186},
    }
  51. Tristan Miller. Dvorak typewriter words. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 46(4):273–280, November 2013. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2013dvorak,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Dvorak Typewriter Words},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {46},
    number       = {4},
    pages        = {273--280},
    month        = nov,
    year         = {2013},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  52. Tristan Miller. How's your Denglisch?. Babel: The Language Magazine, (5):48–49, November 2013. ISSN 2051-7297.

    @article{miller2013denglisch,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {How's Your {Denglisch}?},
    journal      = {Babel: The Language Magazine},
    number       = {5},
    pages        = {48--49},
    month        = nov,
    year         = {2013},
    issn         = {2051-7297},
    }
  53. Tristan Miller. Russian–English homoglyphs, homographs, and homographic translations. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 46(3):165–168, August 2013. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2013russian,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Russian--{English} Homoglyphs, Homographs, and Homographic Translations},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {46},
    number       = {3},
    pages        = {165--168},
    month        = aug,
    year         = {2013},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  54. Tristan Miller. Pessimal spelling alphabets. Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics, 46(2):154–156, May 2013. ISSN 0043-7980.

    @article{miller2013pessimal,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Pessimal Spelling Alphabets},
    journal      = {Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics},
    volume       = {46},
    number       = {2},
    pages        = {154--156},
    month        = may,
    year         = {2013},
    issn         = {0043-7980},
    }
  55. Tristan Miller. Varför har inte jag en flickvän? [Why I will never have a girlfriend]. In Är tärningen kastad? Sannolikhetslära för vem som helst. Bombadil Publishing, Trollhättan, 2008. ISBN 978-91-85765-02-7. Translated by Andreas Svensson.

    @incollection{miller2008varfor,
    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Varf{\"{o}}r har inte jag en flickv{\"{a}}n? [{Why} {I} Will Never Have a Girlfriend]},
    booktitle    = {{\"{A}}r t{\"{a}}rningen kastad? Sannolikhetsl{\"{a}}ra f{\"{o}}r vem som helst},
    year         = {2008},
    publisher    = {Bombadil Publishing},
    address      = {Trollh{\"{a}}ttan},
    isbn         = {978-91-85765-02-7},
    note         = {Translated by Andreas Svensson},
    }
  56. Tristan Miller. Why I will never have a girlfriend. The Annals of Improbable Research, 8(3):13–17, 2002. ISSN 1079-5146.

    Informal empirical and anecdotal evidence from the (male) scientific community has long pointed to the difficulty in securing decent, long-term female companionship. To date, however, no one has published a rigorous study of the matter. In this essay, the author investigates himself as a case study and presents a proof, using simple statistical calculus, of why it is impossible to find a girlfriend.
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    author       = {Tristan Miller},
    title        = {Why {I} Will Never Have a Girlfriend},
    journal      = {The Annals of Improbable Research},
    volume       = {8},
    number       = {3},
    pages        = {13--17},
    year         = {2002},
    issn         = {1079-5146},
    }
  57. Tristan Miller. Why I will never have a girlfriend. In Laurence Behrens and Leonard Rosen, editors, Writing and Reading Across the Curriculum. Longman, 8th edition, 2002. ISBN 978-0-321-09102-4.

    Informal empirical and anecdotal evidence from the (male) scientific community has long pointed to the difficulty in securing decent, long-term female companionship. To date, however, no one has published a rigorous study of the matter. In this essay, the author investigates himself as a case study and presents a proof, using simple statistical calculus, of why it is impossible to find a girlfriend.
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    editor       = {Laurence Behrens and Leonard Rosen},
    title        = {Why {I} Will Never Have a Girlfriend},
    booktitle    = {Writing and Reading Across the Curriculum},
    edition      = {8th},
    year         = {2002},
    publisher    = {Longman},
    isbn         = {978-0-321-09102-4},
    }
  58. Tristan Miller. Why I will never have a girlfriend. In Laurence Behrens, Leonard Rosen, and Bonnie Beedles, editors, A Sequence for Academic Writing. Longman, 2001. ISBN 978-0-321-08133-9.

    Informal empirical and anecdotal evidence from the (male) scientific community has long pointed to the difficulty in securing decent, long-term female companionship. To date, however, no one has published a rigorous study of the matter. In this essay, the author investigates himself as a case study and presents a proof, using simple statistical calculus, of why it is impossible to find a girlfriend.
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    title        = {Why {I} Will Never Have a Girlfriend},
    booktitle    = {A Sequence for Academic Writing},
    year         = {2001},
    publisher    = {Longman},
    isbn         = {978-0-321-08133-9},
    }